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bunkyy:

What if kissing wasn’t affectionate?

What if it was meant as some sort of threatening act or sport

Like, instead of fighting, you would just see two people randomly making out in the middle of no where. And it wouldn’t be called kissing. It would be called “face smashing” or “lip war” or something.

People all over the world would gather in giant arenas to see the international face smashing championship and root for their favorite ones..

(via amixedreality)

Filed under Nordic's view on it I mean

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Teacher:
If you have 10 cakes and someone asks for 2, how many cakes do you have?
Me:
10.
Teacher:
Ok. What if they forcibly take your cakes?
Me:
10 and a dead body.

Filed under Mint I mean

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halloweencrafts:

DIY 100 Harry Potter Halloween Party and Costume Ideas from The Dragon’s Fairy Tail here. A few that I liked out of so many good ideas:

  • Magical Color Changing Drinks (super easy) from Day2Day here.
  • Platform 9 3/4 Entrance from Hall Buzz here.
  • Pumpkin Juice Recipe from Babble here.
  • Harry Potter Paper Glasses Template from miragestudio7 here.
  • Hogwarts’ Ties from The Brilliant Crafty Type here.
  • Luna Lovegood’s Pudding from Spoon Fork Bacon here.

(via whatthechan)

Filed under Hey we could make HA ties I mean

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aslothmismatched:

savvymonarch:

iishould-havealong-url-cuzimcool:

mamaraeee:

ashlees-baby:

malusdictatrix:

shadow-of-fenrir:

growntiredofwaterallthetime:


Not in my school district motherfucker. 


FUCK YES.
WHY THE FUCK DON’T TEACHERS STOP WORRYING ABOUT PETTY LAWSUITS AND STAND UP FOR THE BULLIED FOR ONCE.

This

My senior year I saw one of our school coaches pick up and THROW kids that jumped another boy.
Best thing ever(:

At my high school the janitor named Carl slammed two girls head against a table because they were fighting like wild cheetahs and no one said a damn thing because Carl is a boss. Carl is famous. I still think he’s an undercover cop.

this is NOTHING compared to my teacher lol. there was a big fight going on, and he came OUT OF NO WHERE, and full body tackled a kid right onto the ground, super hard! it was awesome.



yes good!

aslothmismatched:

savvymonarch:

iishould-havealong-url-cuzimcool:

mamaraeee:

ashlees-baby:

malusdictatrix:

shadow-of-fenrir:

growntiredofwaterallthetime:

Not in my school district motherfucker. 

FUCK YES.

WHY THE FUCK DON’T TEACHERS STOP WORRYING ABOUT PETTY LAWSUITS AND STAND UP FOR THE BULLIED FOR ONCE.

This

My senior year I saw one of our school coaches pick up and THROW kids that jumped another boy.

Best thing ever(:

At my high school the janitor named Carl slammed two girls head against a table because they were fighting like wild cheetahs and no one said a damn thing because Carl is a boss. Carl is famous. I still think he’s an undercover cop.

this is NOTHING compared to my teacher lol. there was a big fight going on, and he came OUT OF NO WHERE, and full body tackled a kid right onto the ground, super hard! it was awesome.

yes good!

(Source: golgibodies, via aslothmismatched-deactivated201)

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